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damnafricawhathappened:

I want a relationship like this

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trisarahdactyl:

michaelceratops:

osointricate:

I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. 

“whats a movie”

#’fuck you im not going into another theater’

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damnafricawhathappened:

Being ignored by cute people

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

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did-you-kno:

Source

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penguinize:

foreveralone-lyguy:

I think we all regret our first urls.

YOUR URL IS A MEME YOU SHOULD REGRET YOURS RIGHT NOW

Mines the same so that’s awkward

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